beaches

Sometimes, people are like beaches. They spill their dirty sand all over your new bathing suit, and you just don't want to have anything to do with them anymore. But then you go home, and clean yourself off, and you realize that there aren't any other beaches within walking distance. There are a few amusement parks around , but there are days when you feel a bit masochistic and want to subject yourself to sweltering heat and sunburns. This is why people are like beaches.

Sometimes people are like hippos. They're just so fat, but you love them so much that you pretend that they aren't. They just need to be comfortable enough with themselves to be around other people. No one likes skinny hippos. The magazines have got it wrong. This is why people are like hippos. Speaking of which, anyone remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HPI_HT6yjo

Sometimes, people are like chocolate cake. They are just so delicious. This is why people are like chocolate cakes.