short skirts

"It's fashion, betch." Or so I'm told. I am, of course, referring to short skirts. Actually, short is being generous. What people are wearing these days are basically shirt extensions. Fashion told you to wear something that makes you look like a whore? Fine. What if it told you to smash a mirror in with your face (be my guest), or better yet, suicide bomb a Hershey's chocolate factory? Don't let fashion rule your lives "betches."

Speaking of stupid fashion trends, what the hell is with bow headbands? Are people too lazy to tie their own bows these days? It's really not that hard. And when everyone's wearing them, you don't even look that cute. Let me explain: One puppy is cute, but an entire litter is fucking adorable. It doesn't work that way with clothes.

Finally, facial piercings. Too many people are getting those now, and yet so few of them can pull it off. Especially if you are wearing pink jewelry. It just makes it look like you have a large, pointy pimple on your face. Leave snakebites, medusas, etc. to the punks. Thankyou.

STOP BEING MINDLESS CONFORMISTS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7RUeMCZL3Q

Live long and prosper.